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Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
Wednesday Apr 20, 2022
Today in Smartsville we have Archie, Delano, Jesse, Clayton, and a new voice, a fun guy named Tony.
Clayton had just gotten back from a vacation in Florida so we discussed that for a bit to open up the podcast.
The plan was to discuss crazy stuff that happened at our jobs, so Tony opened it up with the time he found a dead guy while he was working as a street sweeper at night.
Somehow that story leads into Archie and Tony both discussing their version of Tony getting them kicked out of an all-you-can-drink Mimosa event.
Which triggers a memory for Jesse involving Lil' Pete peeing in public and saving Jesse and his friends from inevitable open container tickets.
Archie then regales us with a story of the time he found a bag of suspicious items while cleaning up a parking lot.
Tony proves that he for sure has seen some of the craziest things at work by telling about the time he ran into a murderer in front of Starbucks while working as a street sweeper.
Jesse then tells a couple stories involving knives and his time working in restaurants, sparking a few memories for Archie and Clayton as well.
We were supposed to sit down and discuss work stuff but as per usual it got kind of messy and we ended up all over the place so why don't you come on down to Smartsville pull up a chair we've been waiting for you…
Welcome To Smartsville!
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Wednesday Apr 13, 2022
Wednesday Apr 13, 2022
Today in Smartsville we have Delano, Archie, Clayton, and Jesse all acting like a bunch of big timers telling stories and goofing around.
We open up with a bit of a shout out to an epic comedian and actor who's no longer with us by the name of Robin Williams.
We tell a story about getting caught smoking reefer as kids.
We also go into some stories we have about cool stuff we did at jobs.
Do you guys remember the alcoholic beverage called Sparks? Because we do! Also there was a car wash we all worked at as young adults where drunkenness was kind of the norm and we tell some stories about that. The origin of the name sweaty nxtsxck comes about from the wash.
Archie and Delano talk about drinking and eating challenges they did back in the day, Archie actually proved to be quite hard to beat and such challenges earning himself quite a few dollars.
Once again Archie cannot escape his past and his habit of eating found items whether it be small bugs or discarded candy. Speaking of discarded candy Clayton's got a whopper of a story that will really leave you reeling.
Jesse tells a crazy local tale where someone's enemy played a pretty crazy mind game and really turned the tables on his foe.
Archie and Jesse go into some stories of crazy ass things that they've seen happen at our local bars and they include fire, electricity and a little nudity too.
We wrap up explaining some of the cow games we would play at night out in the fields…
The boys are back in Town, and we're inviting you to come around!
Welcome To Smartsville!
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Email: smartsvillepodcast@gmail.com
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Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Wednesday Apr 06, 2022
Today we've got Clayton, Jesse, Archie, and Delano heading on out to good old Ruff and Puff once again.
Smartsville decides to get a little topical and we discuss the "slap heard round the world" that occurred at the Oscars.
Jesse brings up the time they were at a party where a massive fight broke out in the driveway that kind of felt like some kind of chaotic battle.
The gang also thinks back on a good friend they lovingly referred to as bear and some of the wild times we all had with him.
Archie, Delano, and Clayton all tell stories involving Bridgeport, the river, and the no glass rules. Shout out to a certain special ranger (whose name will remain hidden) for being such a top-notch do-gooder.
Jesse quickly runs through an interaction he had with a rather cool officer who caught him red-handed in a pretty obvious lie, and let him off with a fair warning. Dlo then explains the time a cop was giving him a hard time outside of the bowling alley past curfew.
Out of nowhere Archie also brings up the Santa Barbara story which sticks in everybody's mind who was on that trip. This then leads to Delano and Archie explaining their trip to Colorado and the very special gift they brought back to Dizzle.
This is a great time with the Penn valley crew sparking up Old joints and going into the way back machine. Shout out Seal's Kiss By A Rose.
Welcome To Smartsville!
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Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Today in Smartsville you got Clayton, Jesse and Matt for a real dog-kicker of an episode.
We start off with Clayton giving his shout outs to some of the people out there listening to our crazy insane podcast. Which then moves into Old leg day Collins catching us up on his new endeavor of being a coach for a t-ball team.
Then Clayton talks about an incident he had while playing baseball, leading to another story Jesse tells along the same lines. Then Matt finishes up with his baseball story. All of these stories involve someone getting hurt.
Then the fellas all discuss their histories playing sports for the Pleasant Valley Vikings and the Ready Springs Raiders. Leading us to give a heartwarming praise of the beloved math teacher and basketball coach Mr Miller.
We also discuss a man named the Alaskan avenger, and Jesse explains how he failed out of football and he had never been happier, and we discuss something called a sweaty head butter. All kinds of cool stuff you don't want to miss! So come on down to Smartsville, pull up a chair, we saved one for you…
Welcome To Smartsville!
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-Contact us :
Email: smartsvillepodcast@gmail.com
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- Matt's IG (molehill_matt)
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Today in Smartsville well, it's quiet, because we're not in Smartsville today! Today we're out in a little town we like to call Rough and Puff and we're hanging out with our buddy LP the Goat also known as Archie. Of course Clayton, Matt, and Jesse are also all present for this beautiful recording.
On tonight's episode we go through quite a bit of our history with Archie starting off with how he got named LP Goat. And how he also got the name straight pipe Pearson.
We also discuss Mr Archie's weird obsession with eating what most people would call strange snacks.
We again discuss how Archie is basically the Nevada county Mac Dre, this time with him being on the mic to help explain.
Jesse could not resist bringing up the infamous Nevada county and Yuba County feud and we find out some more interesting details about the origins of said feud because, allegedly, Archie has some first-hand knowledge.
Jesse, Archie, and Matt also explain some more about the wild-ass party that happened at our buddy Fred's house on the night he was moving out involving structural damage, knockouts, and other forms of complete Mayhem. This conversation triggers a memory about doing damage to a drunk person and then having that backfire and end up being damage onto your own personal property.
To finish it up Archie goes through the details of his driving Under the influence arrest. Who doesn't like a good arrest story huh?
It's the first of the Smartsville road trip series with hopefully more to come. We sure hope you enjoy it so come on down to Rough and Puff and let's get your ear holes stuffed!
Here Comes Smartsville!
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Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Today in Smartsville we got Jesse, Matt, Clayton, and Mr. Matt Maya (half of the super Maya Brothers.)
We open up tonight's podcast discussing Matt's new endeavor of becoming a baseball coach.
Jesse then remembers the tale in which he was on the way to a baseball practice as a child and ended up knocking himself unconscious.
Clayton then remembers the story about his brother getting hurt in much the same way but unlike Jesse, Clayton's ends in violence.
Jesse also remembers an incredible story his brothers told him about demolishing a whole family when they were young.
Matt then recalls a time that he ended up really hurting a friend when they were riding bikes, and good old Matt Maya couldn't be more excited about the victim.
Then Clayton goes through a story where he and his friends start as heroes with all the ladies loving them, and end up as zeros climbing out of a ditch in the dark.
Jesse then remembers the time that he got hurt on his bike so bad he ended up at the doctor's office. It was in a let's say "sensitive" area on his body.
Matt and Jesse both recall cruel games that were played when they were kids.
Clayton tells a story about fighting two guys in front of blockbuster.
Clayton also talks about some little savages lurking outside the bar.
Jesse then tells the tale about how he went over to crazy Myers house one time and how he made him a hash pipe from scratch it was mind "blowing".
Matt tells a story about a lunatic at the bus stop.
Clayton then goes on to explain a person he knew named Jonesy who like to bring strange beverages to birthday parties when he was not invited, and Jesse talks about the strange man he used to see all over John Born road who he and his friends lovingly referred to as barefoot Jesus.
We also start a bunch of stories about a future guest to the podcast good old Mr Archie AKA LP goat.
Matt then finishes out the cast with a few stories of crazy parties he was involved in and a pretty gnarly fight where his buddy Big T once again saved his neck.
Just a real get together and shoot the shit kind of cast so why don't you come on through pull up a chair and have yourself a Time.
Welcome To Smartsville!
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-Contact us :
Email: smartsvillepodcast@gmail.com
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- Matt's IG (molehill_matt)