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Ep. 33: Guts and Patchouli

     Today in Smartsville we got Clayton, Matt, Delano, and Jesse. The topic of discussion tonight is getting into scraps, fights, scuffles and the like.
     Delano tells his version of the infamous feud between Nevada Union High school and Yuba City High school. 
     A fourth of July fight Delano made a mistake in gets told.
     We discuss Clayton and Delano going to Virginia city.
     Jesse talks about an all out brawl, at a party he and Clayton where at, between what Jesse thought was a group of friends.
     Which inspires a set of crazy "friendly fire" stories from Delano. Fire extinguishers, hard kicks and flying knees are all involved.
     Delano also explains why you better be trying to fight if you walk into a house party uninvited and decide to change the music.
     Jesse feels the gang should tell one story where they fought to correct a wrong. Clayton taught a young man why you don't talk sh!t around grizzly bears. This one gets a little violent, so don't let your guard down and…
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Ep. 32: Playing Shadow Games

 
     Today in Smartsville we are discussing shadow games. It's Matt, Jesse, Clayton, and Lostly. Yes folks, we are talking about those people that stay out and go bump in the night. Them, and the wild things they do. We are talking about being too dang messed up.     Jesse starts off with a story about exploring the neighbor's house in the dark morning hours. Then Jesse talks about a Shadow mission with Clayton that started on 'Crack Street' in Grass Valley that has quite a few twists and turns in it.      Lostly talks about being too far gone on some weed. Yes, I said weed. Maniacal Mattman tells the most insane story about getting into an accident on the highway in the snow. Jesse tells the story about how he acquired his official drunk driver award.      Clayton has a few good "getting messed up and ending up in cuffs" stories to tell you. Matt has a hilarious story about how his buddy ended up in the clinker. Clayton and Jesse tell another funny arrest story you don't want to miss involving their friend. We are dishing the dirt on drippings of our delinquent deviancy, so come on down and a have a laugh!
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HOURS AFTER 01: Girls Night (Bonus Episode)

IT'S SMARTSVILLE, BUT HOURS AFTER. BONUS EPISODE 1!
     Tonight, hours after, in Smartsville, Super-Tits-Stephy has wrangled up a gaggle of girls to indulge in a little ladies only night. Stephany is joined by Melissa(Black Stiletto), Amber, and Makela. 
 
     Black Stiletto and Stephy set the story straight on what they know to have gone down on the trip to see Bert and Steve-O. The podcasts that discuss this are "Pod Opera," and "Nassy Bois" if you would like to listen to both sides of the story. They do vary a little.
 
     Stephy and Amber then go over their introduction to each other. A story that involves drinking, dancing, fishing, and of course, Matt going wild and splashing into the lake.
 
     Makela comes in not too far along and they discuss the crazy party where Melissa met the girls. Stephy also describes how she met Makela. It was of course an insane party. "Party her face off" is the episode where the fellas describe that party.
      Melissa talks about a crazy camping trip she went on back in the day with the old Penn Valley Crew.
     These girls are savage for keeping up with the knuckleheads that make up our digital town of Smartsville. They are a blast to be around and they can gab with the best of them. So if you're still hungry for some of that Smartsville Ear Candy, come on wit it!
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Ep. 31: Under The Stars

Today in Smartsville Jesse, Matt, Clayton and our guest, Delano Carter have decided to pontificate on far gone memories of Parks Bar, guns, explosions, and bonfires! Delano, who had way too much fun in a wheelchair, starts off the tales with a little diddy about the time he fell off of the submerged dam at Parks Bar. He would say floating down the river to Parks is his favorite thing to do in that area. Jesse goes through a quick break down of the day Jesse and the Collins boys got into a royal rumble at the Submerged Dam. Mattman adds some, well, let's say "shitty" details.Delano then tells some Camp Far West Bonfire stories, and backs up a story Clayton had told on a previous episode about cooking dinner with "borrowed" tools. Inspired by the bonfire stories Delano told, Jesse talks about a cruel trick someone played around the bonfire with other peoples lighters.Clayton, Matt, and Delano had a fun weekend out at Parks Bar.There were Guns and a serious amount of "Plastic Bottle" Alcohol, the men and women were high revving motors, 4x4'ing and taking tumbles down gravel hills. There was even an oddly graceful one-footed man.We really love to party, and we also love the outdoors. When we combine these things on a crisp spring night full of stars and mayhem, the embers fly! So come on down with something to burn...
 
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Ep. 30: Extreme

SORRY FOR BEING LATE WITH THE RELEASE!! BUT WE ARE FINALLY HERE!!
Today in Smartsville most of the crew is back together after falling off of schedule. Clayton has returned a champion still popping back delicious cocktails. Jesse got COVID-19, and he can't stop singing still. Matt's a T-ball Coaching son of gun, working out, and never skipping leg day!
The topic is Extreme stuff, which is why Clayton opens it up telling a story about doing 4X4 Snonoughts.  Jesse talks about getting knocked extremely out, at recess. Clayton then remembers he has a story where he is on the other side of the same situation as Jesse's knockout. Matt then explains he has an instinct to do a specific, and rather mean, something to someone in the bathroom.
We start talking motor sports.
Matt talks about a "yard sale" he had with his first favorite motor pickle. Jesse then rambles on with a story about his backyard track, and another event with a warning about where and when you shouldn't race a motor cycle with your Go-kart.
Clayton then recalls a time when he worked on the river for the summer. Jesse starts up the snowy stories again with his trip up to the slopes with his cool older brother. Clayton talks about how his snowboard kept running away from him, as he sits to smoke on the mountain, while out night boarding.  Jesse jumped a snow boarder who had fallen down in front of him on his ski's. He then explains how much he detests hanging out, or being in the snow, for long periods of time. All in all we are some podcasting dudes who always go to the extreme!
 
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Ep. 29: The Rodeo

Today in Smartsville Jesse, Matt, Lostly, and Clayton all get together and talk about Rodeos. Jesse tells a tale about harassing a cowboy who was trying to get laid in the bleachers late one Rodeo night. Jesse also talks about the cool Toy Vendor, Charlie.
     Matt talks about going to the Big Bad Bulls Rodeo, and how he learned to call his father "dad" not "daddy". Clayton talks about how he kept ending up in line to ride sheep as a child. They kept telling him the wrong rules, making him lose. Also, he was supposed to go bike riding, ends up holding on to a sheep for dear life instead.
     It's not like he got choked out by a big bully. Jesse however, was choked out at a rodeo, or just nearly choked out. Matt talks about Bull Dogging being the one event he could really find worth experiencing.
     Then we go into a long series of Clayton's fights that have happened in or around the rodeo grounds. It is a romping good time under the pale moon light. So grab your rope, cowboy hat, and your boots and let's get it on. 
 
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